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3.7s(ALL GROAN) Can't we just keep going forward in our textbooks?
3.38sNo! Now I've already assigned each of you a role in the medieval court.
1.95sMartin, you shall be our king.
4.05sI shall pattern my reign on Enguerrand the Seventh, Sire de Coucy!
2.07sTralloo trallay!
1.62sEDNA: Not so fast, Nelson.
2.4sYou're one of King Martin's guards.
1.2sHa ha!
2.95sYou'll pay for this! My Liege.
3.65sWhat am I gonna be? Black Knight? Court Ninja? Bart the Impaler!
1.93sBart, you'll be playing the village cooper.
1.6sWhat kind of a knight is that?
3.07sThe kind of knight that makes barrels and isn't a knight. Ha!
3.37sAy, caramba! Well, this stinks.
2.03sBut I bet Lisa got something even stupider.
1.93s(FANFARE PLAYS) Hmm?
2.19sAll hail the Queen!
3.3s
4.82sNow, as queen, you shall be entitled to eat the same French fries the teachers do.
1.53sThe ones made from potatoes?
1.73sThe very same.
7.62s(INDISTINCT TALKING) My coat of arms is a Spiderman couchant on a field vert.