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2.27sCatholics can be a peculiar bunch.
2.54sNo birth control, no meat on Friday.
2.65sNo meat? What do they eat? Light bulbs?
2.1sLet's just change the subject.
1.53sBart, would you like to say grace?
1.43sYes'm.
1.88sIn nomine Patris et fillii et Spiritus Sancti.
1.3sBart, what the hell are you saying?
3.05sThat's Latin, Dad. The language of Plutarch.
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1.67sMickey Mouse's dog?
1.4sNo. Plutarch!
2.57sHe chronicled the lives of the Roman emperors.
2.4sOh! I didn't need that new fact!
2.27sNow I forgot who won Bud Bowl VIII.
2.72sBoy, I'm pulling you out of that crazy school!
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1.07s(GRUNTING) Hey!
1.5sI'm Bart Simpson's father.
2.27sAnd I'm sick of you teaching my son your time-tested values.
2.87s(SNIFFS) Hey, what's that smell?
3.19sWe're having our monthly pancake dinner. Care to join us?
3.34sYou've transformed breakfast into dinner.
2.39sIt's a miracle!
2.94sLog Cabin, full of taste, my stomach is with thee.
1.97sBlessed art thou among syrups. And bless...