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2.28sWow! This stuff is great!
2.64sIt's way better than the comics I get at the dentist!
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2.32sThen Father Sean quoted Eminem in his sermon.
2.4sAnd in art class, we painted Saint Joan burning at the stake.
1.87sAnd mine was the grossest.
1.67s(CACKLING) Catholics rock!
2.8s(MUTTERS) Bart, I'm glad you had fun.
5.89sBut I wouldn't get too into that Catholic church with all the sitting and standing and kneeling.
1.88sIt's like Simon Says without a winner.
1.93sMom, that's blasphemy.
1.07sI'll say a rosary for you.
5.17sDon't you touch bead one! (GRUNTS) Homer, maybe we should be concerned.
2.27sCatholics can be a peculiar bunch.
2.54sNo birth control, no meat on Friday.
2.65sNo meat? What do they eat? Light bulbs?
2.1sLet's just change the subject.
1.53sBart, would you like to say grace?
1.43sYes'm.
1.88sIn nomine Patris et fillii et Spiritus Sancti.
1.3sBart, what the hell are you saying?
3.05sThat's Latin, Dad. The language of Plutarch.
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1.67sMickey Mouse's dog?
1.4sNo. Plutarch!