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0.78sStealing pairs of what?
2.33sHubcaps, Reeboks, human eyes?
1.48sIt's all in here. See for yourself.
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0.93sCool!
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1.43sSister Thomasina,
1.9sI've taken the liberty of knocking the vinegar out of him.
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1.97sHe's all yours. Yeah, whatever.
3.89sNow, class, open your math books to the word problems of our Lord.
2.49s"Billy and Joseph start their penance at the same time.
3.95s"If each swear word brings 1,000 years in hell..."
2.37sBART: "Saint Sebastian was a pious Roman soldier.
2.04s"For preaching Christianity to the Romans,
4.19s"the Emperor Diocletian sentenced him to death by hail of arrows."
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3.4s(GROANS) Now it's payback time!
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1.47s(GRUNTING)
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2.34sI wish I'd gone to more orgies.
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2.28sWow! This stuff is great!
2.64sIt's way better than the comics I get at the dentist!
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2.32sThen Father Sean quoted Eminem in his sermon.