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1.97sCall me crazy, but I believe you.
1.5sYou do? Of course I do.
3.15sYou know, lots of church types started off as rotten wee buggers.
2.82sSt. Augustine himself got his start stealing pears.
0.78sStealing pairs of what?
2.33sHubcaps, Reeboks, human eyes?
1.48sIt's all in here. See for yourself.
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0.93sCool!
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1.43sSister Thomasina,
1.9sI've taken the liberty of knocking the vinegar out of him.
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1.97sHe's all yours. Yeah, whatever.
3.89sNow, class, open your math books to the word problems of our Lord.
2.49s"Billy and Joseph start their penance at the same time.
3.95s"If each swear word brings 1,000 years in hell..."
2.37sBART: "Saint Sebastian was a pious Roman soldier.
2.04s"For preaching Christianity to the Romans,