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2.33sA yard's 36!
3.2s(SCREAMS) (GROANING) Now you tell me.
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2.1sI don't know what they taught you in public school.
1.3sBut at St. Jerome's,
1.72swe don't tolerate back sass.
2.45sStretch out your arms like our Lord on the cross.
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1.23sNow hold these dictionaries.
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3.77sNow think what it would be like if you had nails in your hands.
2.5sWell, I guess they'd help me hold the dictionaries up.
0.83sWrong answer!
1.02s(GRUNTS) (SCREAMS)
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1.43sStupid Catholic school.
3.89sSuffering from my hip attitude. I'm the real Jesus here.
3.45s(MAN LAUGHING) So, it's sacrilege you're spoutin' now.
1.42sWhat's it to you, Irish?
1sMy name's Father Sean.
2.2sAnd I used to be an ornery wee cuss myself.
2.7sUntil one day after a drunken brawl with me dad...