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1.57sClassic Grampa!
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2.02sClass, we have a new student.
2.08sBart, would you like to introduce yourself?
3.55sHi, I'm Bart Simpson. Ay, caramba. Do the Bartman, et cetera, et cetera.
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0.87s(GRUNTS)
4.85sIn the old days, we'd use a ruler to deal with incorrigibles like you.
1.83sThanks for the history lesson, Sis.
2.15sThese days, we use a yardstick!
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5.91s(GRUNTS) (GRUNTS) (SCREAMS) I'll show you. I'll move 33 inches away.
2.33sA yard's 36!
3.2s(SCREAMS) (GROANING) Now you tell me.
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2.1sI don't know what they taught you in public school.
1.3sBut at St. Jerome's,
1.72swe don't tolerate back sass.
2.45sStretch out your arms like our Lord on the cross.
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1.23sNow hold these dictionaries.
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