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3.17sCatholic school, eh? That'll straighten you out, boy.
4.97sThere you don't just get bad grades, you go to hell!
1.53sOh! Oh, no!
3.52s(SCREAMING) My pacemaker!
1.4s(BEEPING)
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1.57sClassic Grampa!
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2.02sClass, we have a new student.
2.08sBart, would you like to introduce yourself?
3.55sHi, I'm Bart Simpson. Ay, caramba. Do the Bartman, et cetera, et cetera.
1.65s(VIDEOGAME BEEPING)
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0.87s(GRUNTS)
4.85sIn the old days, we'd use a ruler to deal with incorrigibles like you.
1.83sThanks for the history lesson, Sis.
2.15sThese days, we use a yardstick!
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5.91s(GRUNTS) (GRUNTS) (SCREAMS) I'll show you. I'll move 33 inches away.
2.33sA yard's 36!
3.2s(SCREAMS) (GROANING) Now you tell me.