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5.32sBart, a school-sponsored medieval festival is supposed to be the best day of a young girl's life.
2.74sAnd you ruined it! You deserved to be expelled!
1.35sI didn't do it!
1.73sMom, you believe me, don't you?
1.08sBart, I love you.
2.65sBut sometimes I don't love your choices.
3.22s(SIGHS) Now we have to find another school for you.
1.62sAnd if you get kicked out of that one,
4.99syou're going straight in the army where you'll be sent straight to America's latest military quagmire.
2.64sWhere will it be? North Korea, Iran?
3.4sAnything's possible with Commander Cuckoo Bananas in charge!
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2.52sBart, this could be a good new school.
2.53sOakwood Academy! Huh?
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1.93sMom, that's a school for the blind.
1.57sThink of the leg up you'd have.
2sHow can we afford any of these private schools?
1.4sThey're all so expensive.
2.17sIf we want to throw good money after bad,
2.99swhy don't we just get Grampa that new pacemaker?