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2.69sBoy, I can't believe you got expelled!
4.02sWell, don't expect to spend all week lying around on the couch like a bum!
1.87s'Cause that's my thing!
5.32sBart, a school-sponsored medieval festival is supposed to be the best day of a young girl's life.
2.74sAnd you ruined it! You deserved to be expelled!
1.35sI didn't do it!
1.73sMom, you believe me, don't you?
1.08sBart, I love you.
2.65sBut sometimes I don't love your choices.
3.22s(SIGHS) Now we have to find another school for you.
1.62sAnd if you get kicked out of that one,
4.99syou're going straight in the army where you'll be sent straight to America's latest military quagmire.
2.64sWhere will it be? North Korea, Iran?
3.4sAnything's possible with Commander Cuckoo Bananas in charge!
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