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2.5sBack off, you servants of the Holy See!
1.67s(GUNS COCKING)
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1.92sEasy on the zeal, church-os.
2.1sI've got something to say.
1.37sDon't you get it?
2.4sIt's all Christianity, people.
4.82sThe little stupid differences are nothing next to the big stupid similarities!
4.09sHe's right! Can't we all get together and concentrate on our real enemies?
2.88sMonogamous gays and stem cells?
2.37sWell said, mate. Put 'er there.
2.04s(CHUCKLES) My pleasure.
1.57sNote to self, have hand re-blessed.
2.9sBart, you've taught us all an important lesson.
4.25sWe Christians have been niggling over details for far too long.
2.45sAmen. And I hope that from this day forward,
4.57swe all learn to take Bart's message of tolerance and understanding to heart.
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3.2sWe believe that God's last prophet, Bart Simpson,
2.95spreached a message of tolerance and love.