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5.19sI've made a sacred commitment to the Catholic Church and... (GASPS) Paintball! Awesome!
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4.44s(GRUNTS) (SCREAMS) Die! Die! Die!
4.05sOh, Bart, I knew one of these dumb things would work.
1.1sMmm.
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3.04s(GASPS) My hive! My trademark hive!
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3.59sHop in, boy. We'll show your mother our God kicks her God's butt.
2.5sBack off, you servants of the Holy See!
1.67s(GUNS COCKING)
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1.92sEasy on the zeal, church-os.
2.1sI've got something to say.
1.37sDon't you get it?
2.4sIt's all Christianity, people.
4.82sThe little stupid differences are nothing next to the big stupid similarities!