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5.39sNow, Bart, isn't this the kind of religion you'd like to be a part of for all eternity?
1.99sLadies and gentlemen, please welcome,
2.43shot off their conversion to Christianity,
4.95sthe band once known as Quiet Riot, Pious Riot!
12.26sCome on, feel the Lord Heaven's your reward We'll get saved, saved, saved What's wrong, Bart? You love youth culture.
5.14sMom, a religion isn't cool just because they've glommed onto some crappy rock band from the 1940s.
2.75sHey, we've played more state fairs than The Beatles!
0.48sYeah, that's right.
1.72sYou just don't get it.
5.19sI've made a sacred commitment to the Catholic Church and... (GASPS) Paintball! Awesome!