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1.98sStrange as it sounds, Dad, I agree with you.
1.25sHuh?
1.97sEveryone should be able to choose their faith.
1.73sJust like I chose Buddhism.
1.97sBuddhism?
2.8sWell, I guess lots of kids have imaginary friends.
1.23sI'll ignore that.
1.98sIn fact, I'm gonna help you.
2.18sI have a pretty good idea where they are.
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1.72sWe can't lose Bart now that we're so close.
2.74sIf I do, I'll be the worst priest ever.
1.92sWell, except for, you know...
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1.2sAhem!
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5.39sNow, Bart, isn't this the kind of religion you'd like to be a part of for all eternity?
1.99sLadies and gentlemen, please welcome,
2.43shot off their conversion to Christianity,
4.95sthe band once known as Quiet Riot, Pious Riot!
1.37s(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
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12.26sCome on, feel the Lord Heaven's your reward We'll get saved, saved, saved What's wrong, Bart? You love youth culture.