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1.9sFace it, Marge. Catholics rule.
3sWe got Boston, South America, the good part of Ireland,
2.98sand we're making serious inroads in Mozambique, baby!
3.47sWell, I'm gonna show Bart that Protestants can be hip, too.
2.42sHow do you like those croutons?
3.85sOh! Why does that woman thwart my sporadic interest in my children?
3.17sShouldn't Bart and I be able to choose our own religion if we want to?
1.98sStrange as it sounds, Dad, I agree with you.
1.25sHuh?
1.97sEveryone should be able to choose their faith.
1.73sJust like I chose Buddhism.
1.97sBuddhism?
2.8sWell, I guess lots of kids have imaginary friends.
1.23sI'll ignore that.
1.98sIn fact, I'm gonna help you.
2.18sI have a pretty good idea where they are.
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1.72sWe can't lose Bart now that we're so close.
2.74sIf I do, I'll be the worst priest ever.
1.92sWell, except for, you know...
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1.2sAhem!
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5.39sNow, Bart, isn't this the kind of religion you'd like to be a part of for all eternity?