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3.2sOkay. I'll pick a religion for me. Judaism.
9.38sDon't have a cow, man Don't have a cow, man Don't have a cow, man Have a piece of fish Oy! Bart, we're here to bring you back to the one true faith,
4.55sthe Western Branch of American Reform Presbylutheranism.
2.17s(HAWAII FIVE-0 RINGTONE)
1.99s
1sHello, Homer.
1.7sMarge, you bring Bart home now!
2.67sOnce you go Vatican, you can't go back again!
1.27sIt wasn't a fair fight!
2.7sYour church suckered him in with gory stories!
2.74sJust like we were suckered into getting Cinemax!
1.9sFace it, Marge. Catholics rule.
3sWe got Boston, South America, the good part of Ireland,
2.98sand we're making serious inroads in Mozambique, baby!
3.47sWell, I'm gonna show Bart that Protestants can be hip, too.
2.42sHow do you like those croutons?
3.85sOh! Why does that woman thwart my sporadic interest in my children?
3.17sShouldn't Bart and I be able to choose our own religion if we want to?
1.98sStrange as it sounds, Dad, I agree with you.