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1.34sI think we've lost them.
1.53sThey weren't following us.
2.34sThen why did I drive through that barn?
2.42sOh! Why did you guys have to take me away?
1.74sYou're always nagging me to go to church.
1.82sAnd now that I am, it's the wrong one.
4.5sI just don't think your father's the right person to pick out a religion for you.
3.2sOkay. I'll pick a religion for me. Judaism.
9.38sDon't have a cow, man Don't have a cow, man Don't have a cow, man Have a piece of fish Oy! Bart, we're here to bring you back to the one true faith,
4.55sthe Western Branch of American Reform Presbylutheranism.
2.17s(HAWAII FIVE-0 RINGTONE)
1.99s
1sHello, Homer.
1.7sMarge, you bring Bart home now!
2.67sOnce you go Vatican, you can't go back again!
1.27sIt wasn't a fair fight!
2.7sYour church suckered him in with gory stories!
2.74sJust like we were suckered into getting Cinemax!
1.9sFace it, Marge. Catholics rule.
3sWe got Boston, South America, the good part of Ireland,
2.98sand we're making serious inroads in Mozambique, baby!