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3.85sI'll admit, the vow of celibacy is one of our sterner challenges.
2.77sCelibacy? I was talking about the meat on Friday thing!
3.65sMan, you guys got more crazy rules than Blockbuster Video!
2.4sWell, that's true. But if you do break a rule,
3.55syou can always find absolution in the sacrament of confession.
2.5sWait, wait, wait. No matter what I did,
4.65sno matter how many people lost their pensions, it's forgiven like that?
2.05sIf you truly repent, then yes.
3.15sOkay! Let's make some magic here.
2.94sI wiped a booger on your shirt. I made a dog and a cat kiss.
2.47sI swiped a bolted down TV from a Holiday Inn,
2.05sI coveted the wife in Jaws 2, I lied to a waiter,
1.5sI masturbated eight billion times,
2.9sand I have no plans to stop masturbating in the future.