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1.65sUh, listen.
4.14sIs it true you priest guys can't ever...
1.4s(MUTTERS) You know...
3.85sI'll admit, the vow of celibacy is one of our sterner challenges.
2.77sCelibacy? I was talking about the meat on Friday thing!
3.65sMan, you guys got more crazy rules than Blockbuster Video!
2.4sWell, that's true. But if you do break a rule,
3.55syou can always find absolution in the sacrament of confession.
2.5sWait, wait, wait. No matter what I did,
4.65sno matter how many people lost their pensions, it's forgiven like that?
2.05sIf you truly repent, then yes.
3.15sOkay! Let's make some magic here.
2.94sI wiped a booger on your shirt. I made a dog and a cat kiss.