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2.37sBART: "Saint Sebastian was a pious Roman soldier.
2.04s"For preaching Christianity to the Romans,
4.19s"the Emperor Diocletian sentenced him to death by hail of arrows."
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3.4s(GROANS) Now it's payback time!
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1.47s(GRUNTING)
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2.34sI wish I'd gone to more orgies.
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2.28sWow! This stuff is great!
2.64sIt's way better than the comics I get at the dentist!
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2.32sThen Father Sean quoted Eminem in his sermon.
2.4sAnd in art class, we painted Saint Joan burning at the stake.
1.87sAnd mine was the grossest.
1.67s(CACKLING) Catholics rock!