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2.53sMy cousin Marshall insists if you look past the picture...
1.19syou can see a spaceship.
2.09sCan you please just tell us what's wrong with my husband?
3.73sOh, yes. You see, after ingesting such a large number of metal coins...
2.66sMr. Griffin appears to have succumbed to nickel poisoning...
1.3scausing him to lose his sight.
2.99sOh, my God, Lois. I'm blind as a bat. I can't see a damn thing.
2.3sYou know what else you can't see? The writing on the wall.
2.43sVaudeville's dead. And TV's the box they're gonna bury it in.
2.37sBack then, everybody had a specialty. I, for one, am a tumbler.
1.9sWatch me leap through this big hoop.
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1.09sVamp! Vamp!
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3.23sSo we're all gonna have to pitch in and help your father out...
1.43snow that he's lost his sight.
2.37sNobody took care of me when I lost my arms and legs...
1.43sand was struck blind, deaf, and dumb.
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2.13sHey, Meg. they got a Happy Days spoof in here...
1.73sbut they call it Crappy Days.
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