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2.07s
1.99sWonder what the hell's down there.
1.92s
1.43sJudd Hirsch?
0.7s
0.97sHey.
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2.49sWhat's going on?
1.18s
1.19sNothing.
1.19sAll right.
1.24s
2.06sHi, boys. Your ride is here.
2.99sHey, you're just in time. Mort's one ball away from a perfect game.
2.16sOh, God. The pressure's too much.
2.09sI just lost control of my bladder.
1.08s
3.77sWhy didn't I clothespin the end of my penis like Muriel told me to?
1.96s
4.25s
2.97sOh, my God. You bowled a perfect game.
2.4s
4.3sI just never stopped believing. Say no to acid.
2.4sJeez, relax, Mort. You'd think you were God himself.
1.49sNo, he's over there.
3.27sHey, you want to see what I can do? All right, ready? Check it out.
2.16sBeer, glass. All right, now watch this.