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3.37sI must say I do feel a strange satisfaction...
4.56swatching the black ball topple all those self-righteous white pins.
1.83sCan't blame them for being self-righteous.
2.2sThe black ball's in their neighborhood uninvited.
2.87sThe black ball's done nothing wrong.
3.2sIf the black ball's innocent, it has nothing to fear.
2.07s
1.99sWonder what the hell's down there.
1.92s
1.43sJudd Hirsch?
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0.97sHey.
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2.49sWhat's going on?
1.18s
1.19sNothing.
1.19sAll right.
1.24s
2.06sHi, boys. Your ride is here.
2.99sHey, you're just in time. Mort's one ball away from a perfect game.
2.16sOh, God. The pressure's too much.
2.09sI just lost control of my bladder.
1.08s
3.77sWhy didn't I clothespin the end of my penis like Muriel told me to?
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4.25s
2.97sOh, my God. You bowled a perfect game.