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2.3sYou know what else you can't see? The writing on the wall.
2.43sVaudeville's dead. And TV's the box they're gonna bury it in.
2.37sBack then, everybody had a specialty. I, for one, am a tumbler.
1.9sWatch me leap through this big hoop.
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1.09sVamp! Vamp!
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3.23sSo we're all gonna have to pitch in and help your father out...
1.43snow that he's lost his sight.
2.37sNobody took care of me when I lost my arms and legs...
1.43sand was struck blind, deaf, and dumb.
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2.13sHey, Meg. they got a Happy Days spoof in here...
1.73sbut they call it Crappy Days.
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1.06sAll right, you know what?
2.49sIf you're not gonna laugh, then I'm not gonna keep you company.
3.8sThis sucks. Now the only thing anybody's gonna remember me for after I die...
1.83sis being that blind guy.
1.19sDon't give up yet, Peter.
2.56sI mean, many blind people live rich, fulfilling lives.
3.4sI don't know, Brian. I mean, I guess I can give it a shot.
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3.33sOh, my God, I almost didn't do it. I almost didn't do it.