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2.73sOUAGMIRE: Would you just sit down and go to the bathroom already?
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2.26sA scandal at the Ouahog Bowling Alley tonight...
1.87swhere a local man, Glenn Quagmire...
1.93swas charged with peeping in the ladies I room.
1.73sComing up, Diane's weight.
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1.23sHe's all yours, Joe.
2.23sYou're lucky I've got some extra pull around here...
2.4sthanks to my 18 medals for heroism.
1.73sThere he goes again with the medals.
3.3sHey, Joe, if you love your medals so much, why don't you marry them?
1.66sI did something like that once.
1.56sAnd in the event of your death...
2.63syou'd like the insurance policy to be paid to your wife?
1.13sYup.
2.4sAnd your wife is this piece of pie?
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