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1.4sCongratulations, Quagmire.
2.56sYou're the newest member of my wall of fame.
1.19sWhat's wrong, Peter?
2.83sIt's nothing, Joe. I don't know.
2.47sIt's just that all you guys have something to be proud of.
3.46sPETER: Quagmire got a key to the city. Mort bowled a perfect game.
2.06sYou're always getting medals for catching crooks.
2.47sHell, even Cleveland used to be an accomplished auctioneer.
3.83sI have 125. Do I hear 130? $130r000 for this authentic Comanche headdress?
3.3sI got 130. Do I hear 135? 140? Do I hear--
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2.76s135, going once.
2.7sI'm the only one here who's got nothing, you know?
3.06sIfl die tomorrow, there's nothing people would remember me for.
4.46sNot if you jumped off a skyscraper and landed on Joan Cusack.
4.6sPeople would say, "Hey, remember that guy who landed on Joan Cusack?"