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1.23sThis sucks.
2.63sI've been working on this all week and I keep coming up dry.
2.97sWho am I kidding? I'm never gonna be remembered for anything.
2.47sNot like my great-great-uncles, the Siamese twins...
1.76swho fought each other in the Civil War.
2.76s- I'm seceding.
- Like hell you are.
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1.23sNot too smart, huh?
2.2sYeah, did not think that one through.
3.44sPeter, you have to stop comparing yourself to other people...
2.99sand find out what's special about you.
2.7sln sadder news, the man who held the Guinness World Record...
3.77sfor most drugs ever done by a single human being died today.
3.73sHe was attacked by a pack of wild dogs he thought he saw.
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2.53sThere you go, Peter. You could break a world record.