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2.92sain't what she used to be ain't what she used to be
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2.1sThirty-five years in show business,
2.3sand already no one remembers me.
3.82sjust like what's-his-name and whosits...
3.05sand, you know, that guy, always wore a shirt--
0.65sEd Sullivan?
1.12sYeah.
2.82sI didn't know you knew Luke Perry!
3.27sKnow him? He's my worthless half brother.
4.74s- He's a big TV star.
- Yeah, on Fox.
4.45sElizabeth Taylor. Bette Midler.
3.04sBette and I owned a racehorse together: Krudler.
3.84sHey, Bart, if we get all these big stars to appear on a special with Krusty,
1.94sit might get his career going again.
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3.12sHere's my address book. Go get those stars!