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2.03sOh, I love these.
0.53sI can't believe it.
1.77sHe stole this bit from Krusty!
2.57sYeah, well, Krusty stole it from Steve Allen.
2.22sOh, everything's stolen nowadays.
4.6sWhy, the fax machine is nothing but a waffle iron with a phone attached.
1.12sIt's ringing.
2.47sHello. Is this Krusty the Clown?
2.05sIs this the callback for that porno film?
2.3sLook, I was a little nervous that day,
2.2sbut I'm all man, I can assure you.
3.64sNo, I represent a japanese camera company.
3.55sWe'd like to pay you two million dollars to do a camera commercial.
3.12sWhoa! Me rikey velly much!
3.75sOh, I hope I didn't offend you. I need this bad.
2.6sBad enough to hit yourself over the head with the phone?
2.6sOh! You got it! Ow!
1.82sOw! Ooh, blood.