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3.07sOn our last show, you poured liquid nitrogen down my pants...
1.65sand cracked my buttocks with a hammer.
1.89sAh, come on. You wanna waste your life...
2.7shanging out with a bunch of dorky teenagers?
2.37sHere's your taco, mister. Oops.
3.49sIt fell in the fryer. I'll get it out. Ow! Ow!
2.52sOw! Ow!
1.93sSorry, Krusty. I like it here.
1.93sMr. Johannson treats me with dignity.
1.93sIs this clown bothering you, Mel?
2.63sThat's all right, Mr. Johannson. I'll handle it.
2.35sHere's your taco, sir. I don't want it.
3.57sBut this comes out of my salary. If I had a girlfriend, she'd kill me.
2.8sOkay, Krusty, let's rehearse the balloon bit.
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3.89sLook, kids! A horsie!
3.15sAnd what are you making, Sideshow Luke Perry?
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2.47sA 19th-century carousel.
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2.24sUpstage me, will ya?