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1.72sCool.
5.05sNow let's throw some crud on it. Hey, it's 4:00.
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2.8sSo, you want ventriloquism, do ya?
4.29sAll right, watch this. Hello, Alphonse. I've got a riddle for you.
2.44sWhy is a raven like a writing desk?
2.27sI don't know. Why is a--
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3.3sHey, the dummy can't hurt you. He's not even alive.
2.57sHe's dead!
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2.23sAll right, here's the deal.
1.69sEvery time you watch my show,
4.09s- I will send you $40!
- Checks will not be honored.
3.57sI admit I used the city treasury to fund the murder of my enemies.
4.02sBut as Gabbo would say, "I'm a bad widdle boy."