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2.72sLive from Springfield Harbor,
2.47swhere the sewage meets the sand--
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4.14sit's The Springfield Squares!
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1.94sNow, jacqueline, I believe it's your turn.
3.75sI'll take Rainier Wolfcastle to block. Ah, Rainier Wolfcastle,
1.87sstar of McBain and the upcoming film...
2.17sHelp, My Son is a Nerd!
3sMy son returns from a fancy East Coast college,
3.4sand I'm horrified to find he's a nerd.
1.85sI'm laughing already.
0.63sIt's not a comedy.
1.94sOh.
1.62sAttention! This is the Coast Guard.
3.07sA 50-foot tidal wave is heading this way.
2.54sAll game shows off the beach!
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1.6sEverybody up here to my square.
2.87sIt's safe and it's sexy. Oh, baby.
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3.14sHurry, Charlie. There is not much time.
1.73sI ain't goin' nowhere.