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3sMy son returns from a fancy East Coast college,
3.4sand I'm horrified to find he's a nerd.
1.85sI'm laughing already.
0.63sIt's not a comedy.
1.94sOh.
1.62sAttention! This is the Coast Guard.
3.07sA 50-foot tidal wave is heading this way.
2.54sAll game shows off the beach!
2.47s
1.6sEverybody up here to my square.
2.87sIt's safe and it's sexy. Oh, baby.
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3.14sHurry, Charlie. There is not much time.
1.73sI ain't goin' nowhere.
4.2sI been in this square pert' near 30 seasons, and I ain't a-leavin' now.
1.85s
0.77sHe's dead now.
2.87s
1.99sGabbo! Gabbo! Gabbo!
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2.3s- Did you see that?
- Yeah.
2.97s- What's Gabbo?
- I figure it's some guy's name.
1.93sSome guy named Gabbo.
1.75sHmm.
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