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2.22sOh, everything's stolen nowadays.
4.6sWhy, the fax machine is nothing but a waffle iron with a phone attached.
1.12sIt's ringing.
2.47sHello. Is this Krusty the Clown?
2.05sIs this the callback for that porno film?
2.3sLook, I was a little nervous that day,
2.2sbut I'm all man, I can assure you.
3.64sNo, I represent a japanese camera company.
3.55sWe'd like to pay you two million dollars to do a camera commercial.
3.12sWhoa! Me rikey velly much!
3.75sOh, I hope I didn't offend you. I need this bad.
2.6sBad enough to hit yourself over the head with the phone?
2.6sOh! You got it! Ow!
1.82sOw! Ooh, blood.
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1.72sWhat the--
3.6sIf this is anyone but Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit.
2.87sSomebody ought to ruin Gabbo's career the way he ruined Krusty's.
2.2sTwo wrongs don't make a right, Bart. Yes, they do.