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2.37sUgh. You prepared catchphrases for yourself?
2.08sNo. Not necessarily.
4s(GRUNTS) Mohamed Atta stayed home.
1.57sNobody knows that guy's name yet.
1.98sYou're using information that nobody knows.
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2.5sHouston, we have a solution.
2.88sHouston's for space, not everyday air travel.
2.32sTell them to ground every plane out of the East Coast.
1sSeacrest out.
1.58s(ALL CHEERING)
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1.87sWow! What a hero.
1.53sComing up next in sports,
3.45sArizona Cardinal Pat Tillman tackled by his own team?
1.9sOh, Brian, we're so proud of you.
2.57sYeah, buddy. Great job stopping those terrorists.
3.04sAnd thank God their follow-up attack on St. Louis was a bust.
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1.55sTERRORIST: We missed!
2.68sBrian, I promise you, all of this can only end badly.
2.48sStewie, it's fine. I prevented 9/11.
2.1sHow could that possibly be a bad thing?
2.13sI mean, come on, I saved, like, 200 lives.
2.14s- 3,000. - Wow! 3,000?
2.24sOh, you knew what you were doing there.
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