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2.87sThere's one tennis ball out there that's even cooler 'cause I peed on it.
2.37sBuried it years ago. I just can't remember where.
1.4sI'd give anything to find it, though.
2.13sWell, if you could recall exactly when you buried it,
1.55sI suppose I could help you out.
3.54sI remember the exact day. January 31, 1999.
1.08sVery well, follow me, Brian.
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2.24sWatch out for Ernie. He's getting a CAT scan.
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2.62sWell, here we are.
3.64sThat's odd. It's our house, but somehow it looks a little different.
1.7sMEG: Mom, my lips are too thin.
1.9sCan I please get collagen injections?
2.17sMeg, you don't need to change the way you look.
3.5sYou know, most of the world's problems stem from poor self-image.
1.82sOh, my God, what's with Meg's voice?
2.87sShe sounds like someone who's about to give up a huge opportunity.
1.43sThat's nothing. Look at you.
2.75sYou look like a prize at some Mexican church carnival.
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