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1.43sThat's nothing. Look at you.
2.75sYou look like a prize at some Mexican church carnival.
2.9sExcellent. The mind-control device is nearing completion.
1.65sI recall this day.
2.87sYou know, I actually think this might be my first memory.
2.6sStewie, I said no toys at the table.
0.97sDamn you, vile woman!
3.52sYou've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb.
1.7sOh, don't pout, honey.
1.6sYou know, when you were born,
3.27sthe doctor said you were the happiest-looking baby he'd ever seen.
2.35sBut of course. That was my victory day.
4.84sThe fruition of my deeply laid plans to escape from that cursed ovarian bastille.
1.42sReturn the device, woman!
1.97sJesus. What, did you carry a thesaurus around with you?
3.47sYou know, it's amazing I could speak at all with that circumcision still healing.
1.94sHey, wait a minute, Stewie. That's the spot!
2.03sThat's where I buried my tennis ball!
2.67sWhoa, whoa, Brian, what are you doing? You can't dig it up here.
1.73sJust make a mental note of where you buried it,