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12.75sIt seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely?
3.07sLucky there's a family guy
3.17sLucky there's a man who positively can do
1.99sAll the things that make us
1.17sLaugh and cry
5.12sHe's a family guy
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3.1sOh, hey, there you are. Hey, listen, I got something really cool I want you to see.
0.97sWhat is it?
0.4sThis.
1.28sI found it in the yard.
2.92sA tennis ball. That's very impressive, Brian.
1.8sYeah, but don't tell the other dogs in the neighborhood.
1.03sThey'll be jealous.
1.68sYou son of a bitch.
1.03sAnd this is nothing.
2.87sThere's one tennis ball out there that's even cooler 'cause I peed on it.
2.37sBuried it years ago. I just can't remember where.
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