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0.97sDamn you, vile woman!
3.52sYou've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb.
1.7sOh, don't pout, honey.
1.6sYou know, when you were born,
3.27sthe doctor said you were the happiest-looking baby he'd ever seen.
2.35sBut of course. That was my victory day.
4.84sThe fruition of my deeply laid plans to escape from that cursed ovarian bastille.
1.42sReturn the device, woman!
1.97sJesus. What, did you carry a thesaurus around with you?
3.47sYou know, it's amazing I could speak at all with that circumcision still healing.
1.94sHey, wait a minute, Stewie. That's the spot!
2.03sThat's where I buried my tennis ball!
2.67sWhoa, whoa, Brian, what are you doing? You can't dig it up here.
1.73sJust make a mental note of where you buried it,
2.2sand as soon as we're back in the present, you can dig it up then.
1.5sWhy?
2.14sBecause we can't risk doing anything that alters the past.
1.2sYou know, I never got that.
2.47sI mean, wouldn't you want to alter the past?
2.3sI mean, you could make life better for yourself.
3.8sAnd not just for yourself, for everyone. You could stop 9/11.
2.4sBrian, there's one rule of time travel, and that is,
3.59sdo not alter the past in any way or the consequences could be dire.