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2.22sOh, I guess things didn't work out in Virginia.
2.57sChris, I heard you got a D on your report card.
1.3sHere's a cutaway.
2.54sMatthew McConaughey is terrible.
1.65sGood Lord! What's happened to us?
1.6sOkay, maybe things seem a little off,
1.7sbut other than that, the world seems okay.
3.74sWhich proves my point. Me stopping 9/11 led to a world that's just fine.
1.57sWell, I'll see y'all tomorrow.
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1.17s(GUNS FIRING)
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1.74sBrian, you might want to look outside.
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1.43sOh, my God!
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0.97s(CLEVELAND SCREAMING)
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1.53sCLEVELAND: Oh, oh! Pebble in my shoe!
1.47sPebble in my shoe. Pebble in my shoe.