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4.15sWhatever you do, you cannot tell your former self, that Brian, about 9/11.
2.77sIf you do, America as you know it will cease to exist.
1.6sMy God, Brian. What the hell?
2.7sWe've been here two minutes, and already you've destroyed America.
1.97sI wasn't going to tell myself about 9/11.
2.1sThat's a lie. You had the idea a couple of seconds ago,
2.49sand you were so excited about it that your tail is still wagging.
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1.93sOkay, okay. I promise I won't say anything.
4.67sAlso, if you don't give that Stewie a back rub, it really messes everything up.
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0.93sAll right, can we go now?
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2sDid that do it? Did we restore the past?
1.28sWell, let's check.
2.47s9/11.
1.9sOh, there it is. We did it, Brian.
1.85sWe made 9/11 happen. High five!
1.97sAll right! High five! Yeah!
3sWow, that... That probably wouldn't look very good out of context.
2.67sThere's the writer of the Harry Potter series.
2.42sMust be weird hanging out with us Muggles, huh, Brian?
1.4sYeah.
5.65sWell, laundrium insertum. Huh? (LAUGHS) Oh, my God. All right, you obviously have no self-control,