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0.52sMm-hmm.
3.25sWell, let's get out the old stock ticker and have a look.
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3.49sHere's where I stopped checking it last time.
3.2sSeptember, 1929.
4.24sOh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.
2.38sSmithers, why didn't you tell me about this market crash?
3.3sUm, well, sir, it happened 25 years before I was born.
1.94sOh, that's your excuse for everything.
2.47sI've got to do something to get my money back quickly.
2.22sThis calls for an aggressive trading strategy.
4.19sGood idea, sir. Take 50% of my money, and put it in the blue chips--
1.93sTransatlantic Zeppelin, Amalgamated Spats,
3.1sCongreve's Inflammable Powders, U.S. Hay,
3.34sand sink the rest into that up-and-coming Baltimore opera hat company.
1.9sThat should set things right again, eh, boys?
2.3sAbsolutely. Genius. Oh, yes, sir. "A" all the way.