3.39sNow, I can't remember every little thing that happens in my day.
2.75sYou told me about that candy bar you found three times.
2.72sYou found a candy bar? Oh, yes. Gather round, my son,
2.2sand I shall tell you a tale.
2.1sI normally don't laugh at other people's misfortunes,
3sbut on behalf of the recycling community, ha!
2.3sCouldn't happen to anyone more deserving.
2.54sThey're not going to close the plant, are they?