4.84sHomer! You didn't tell me Mr. Burns went broke and lost the nuclear power plant!
3.39sNow, I can't remember every little thing that happens in my day.
2.75sYou told me about that candy bar you found three times.
2.72sYou found a candy bar? Oh, yes. Gather round, my son,
2.2sand I shall tell you a tale.
2.1sI normally don't laugh at other people's misfortunes,
3sbut on behalf of the recycling community, ha!