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3.77sYeah, but a true photo buff wouldn't even use these for toilet paper.
1.7sNot if curtains were available.
2.05sYou're too hard on yourself, robot.
3.42sThese pictures are just as good as the ones in my celebrity tabloid.
1.8sLEELA: Us People Magazine?
1.05sThat's total trash.
1.67sTotal celebrity trash.
2.24sMy inquiring organ wants to know.
1.5sIf you ask me,
8.02sBender should go to Us People's office in Hollywood - and see if they'd like his Calculon pictures.
(SCOFFS) I have no time for such foolishness.
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2.97sWell, I changed my mind and came to Hollywood after all.
2.15sBender, these shots of Calculon are great.
3.6sIn fact, you might just have what it takes to be a paparazzo.
1.25sNamely, a camera.
1.18sShut up. I know it.
1.8sWait, a what's-a-whatzo?
3.2sA paparazzo. You know, a celebrity photographer.
1.22sBut it's not for everyone.
1.9sYou'd have to wallow in Hollywood filth,
5.61sloiter in dark alleys behind seedy nightclubs and get spat on by the beautiful people.