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3.44sCALCULON: Oh! We finally eluded that obnoxious shutterbug.
3.92sAt last, we can enjoy our studio-mandated quality time.
4.9s(GIGGLING) Argh! I can't not work like this.
2.12sI'll be in my day-off trailer.
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2.07s(BENDER SCREAMS AND BURBLES)
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2.72sAnd I took this one inside the ichthyosaur's stomach.
4.22s(LAUGHS) Man, I've never had anyone try so hard to digest me.
2.7sLook, we've all been in a sea monster's stomach.
2.5sBut did you get any pictures of the Calculon?
3.77sYeah, but a true photo buff wouldn't even use these for toilet paper.
1.7sNot if curtains were available.
2.05sYou're too hard on yourself, robot.
3.42sThese pictures are just as good as the ones in my celebrity tabloid.
1.8sLEELA: Us People Magazine?
1.05sThat's total trash.
1.67sTotal celebrity trash.
2.24sMy inquiring organ wants to know.
1.5sIf you ask me,
8.02sBender should go to Us People's office in Hollywood - and see if they'd like his Calculon pictures.
(SCOFFS) I have no time for such foolishness.