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3.65sThat's Romeo and Juliet, dummy, by Will.i.am Shakespeare.
3.07sNow, here's the poison that Romeo uses to kill himself.
2.4sDon't worry, it's just water and food coloring.
0.93sFood coloring?
3.04sThe most poisonous substance known to robots?
3.04sOops! Sorry. I'll swap it out for harmless battery acid.
1.9sNo. Wait.
2.6sThere's only one way to ensure victory.
3.6sI must perform the ultimate death scene.
5.47sI shall drink the actual poison and actually die.
2.79sBut, Calculon, you can't kill yourself.
2.65sI'm a celebrity. I can kill anyone I want.
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2.77s(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) Call it in the air.
1.8sComedy.
4.25sIt's tragedy. Langdon Cobb will be first to take the stage.