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3.17sIt says the World Acting Championship is tonight in Hollywood.
2.64sQuiet, Zoidberg. God, I wish you were a husk.
3.17sNo, it's Langdon Cobb versus Calculon.
3.55sIf we help Calculon win, it will weaken Cobb's ego, maybe?
2.24sYes, yes, fine.
3.05s(WHINING) We never go where I want to go.
4.52sSo, the most galling of the paparazzi needs my help.
2.43sLo, the worm has turned.
2.55sSay cheese, Calculon without makeup.
4.74s(SIGHS) As much as I hate you, I hate Langdon Cobb more.
1.99sHe beats me out for every award,
2.17severy role, every paternity suit.
4.34sBesting him at acting means more to me than life itself.
1.17sAnd we want to help you.
2.34sNow, your only chance is a classic death scene.
2.23sOne with a lot of "thy's" and "thou's."
3.74sVoila. The tragic end of Rome O. and Julie T.
3.65sThat's Romeo and Juliet, dummy, by Will.i.am Shakespeare.
3.07sNow, here's the poison that Romeo uses to kill himself.