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1.25sNamely, a camera.
1.18sShut up. I know it.
1.8sWait, a what's-a-whatzo?
3.2sA paparazzo. You know, a celebrity photographer.
1.22sBut it's not for everyone.
1.9sYou'd have to wallow in Hollywood filth,
5.61sloiter in dark alleys behind seedy nightclubs and get spat on by the beautiful people.
2.22sHmm, I don't know. How much will it cost me?
2.84sYou misunderstand, Bender. We'll pay you.
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3.9sSir, you just hired yourself a new what's-a-whatzo.
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4.24s(SLURPING) Listen up, gang, I'd like to introduce you to Bender,
2.54sthe newest member of our paparazzo family.
2.77sNice to meet you. And even though it's only my first day,
2.8sI want you all to know that I'm already better than you.