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1.8sLEELA: Us People Magazine?
1.05sThat's total trash.
1.67sTotal celebrity trash.
2.24sMy inquiring organ wants to know.
1.5sIf you ask me,
8.02sBender should go to Us People's office in Hollywood - and see if they'd like his Calculon pictures.
(SCOFFS) I have no time for such foolishness.
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2.97sWell, I changed my mind and came to Hollywood after all.
2.15sBender, these shots of Calculon are great.
3.6sIn fact, you might just have what it takes to be a paparazzo.
1.25sNamely, a camera.
1.18sShut up. I know it.
1.8sWait, a what's-a-whatzo?
3.2sA paparazzo. You know, a celebrity photographer.
1.22sBut it's not for everyone.
1.9sYou'd have to wallow in Hollywood filth,
5.61sloiter in dark alleys behind seedy nightclubs and get spat on by the beautiful people.
2.22sHmm, I don't know. How much will it cost me?
2.84sYou misunderstand, Bender. We'll pay you.
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3.9sSir, you just hired yourself a new what's-a-whatzo.